Apparently history is just a code word

This was part of the conversation between my seat mates on the plane from Albuquerque to Seattle: "So what are you studying at Gonzaga?" "History." "Oh, so you're going to teach."

Weather

It's really cold in Santa Fe today, but it's snowing in Daytona, FL.

Travel garble

I’m sitting in the Seattle airport, waiting for my 1-hour-delayed flight to Albuquerque. I heard an announcement saying it’s illegal to carry nitwits in your carry-on baggage. At least, that’s what I thought he said…